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Smashturbate

at a young age when a boy get his first boner and does not know what to do so he smashes it in between the fridge door

i smashturbated until it turned red and my mom caught me.

by Paul, not the one from KS March 4, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


smashturbation

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

by the secret stoner October 9, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023


Smashturbate

To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)

"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."

by m4tye August 25, 2015


smashturbate

to smash yourself

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate

by frprtz March 29, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

79๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 17, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž