Verb: A style of prank, when you get randomly bamboozled, generally via text, but occasionally in real life, you have been sophed.
Richard: Hey, how are you today?
Sophie: The penis is just a fleshy human straw to the testicals....
If we all just carried severed penises around to use instead of plastic straws we could save the turtles..
Richard: Interesting perspective...
Keziah: Oh dear, Richard - you've just been Sophed!
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Soph is a very interesting breed, they can be found as an emo or an uwu gal. no matter what you find they are kind hearted but sometimes cover it with their black clothes, lipstick and eyeliner. If you do bump into one, donβt question the side part in their hair. They can get quite insecure about it and at the end of the day itβs not that funny.
person 1: whyβd your hair so weird?
soph: BARK BARK BARK
Laying on the floor; particularly on ones back
I was so tired after writing that essay I just started Sophing and fell asleep on the floor
Sophs are usually pretty annoying people. They definitely have brown hair and brown eyes - and if she doesn't, then they're not a real Soph. They are weird as hell. You might see her doing some weird ass dances. They probably have no friends or some small amount of toxic friends. They like to listen to 2014 music. In general, they're weirdos that I recommend avoiding. But if you do come across one, you gotta try really hard to do whatever they say otherwise she will bully you.
"Oh my God, is that Soph?!"
"Yeah, she's a punk."
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A usualy, white bitch of a cat, who tends to lick oneself until it is bald in some spots, and pisses on your laundry.
Mom: Hey Timmy get your clothes.
(3 hours later)
Tim: Sophe Fucking Pissed on my clothes again.
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Normally a swimmer and artist, she likes to express herself which makes her amazingly loveable.. normally very beautiful with longish brown hair and goreus brown eyes to match... she loves the water and horror films... her favorites are probably saW or Friday the 13th... She loves a good laugh and is very funny ... she will listen to you when your upset and she is brilliant with school... normally from a rich backround... her heart always sets on America...
Guy 1: Woah! Whos that chick!?
Guy 2: Thats Sophe!
Guy 1: Daym! I Gotta Get Her Number!
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