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The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.
Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked
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To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.
She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!
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A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.
"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."
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When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.
"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake
"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily
A spineless coward -- much like a spatchcocked chicken with its backbone butchered off
You spatchcock! How can you not call him a dick to his face