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When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.
Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!
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When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.
"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."
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When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her
Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked
A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
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reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula
Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.
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The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.
Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!
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the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
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