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A word to use when there is a calamity
When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!
Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.
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Swear words are these fun cool awesome words that our mom's and dad's don't like because they are rude and inproper
Swear words include
Fuck
Shit
Damn
Bitch
Faggot
Ass
Dick
Piss
White
Slut
Bastard
Retard
Hell
Motherfucker
Asshole
Goddamn
Pussy
The n word (I'm not gonna say it)
Twat
Douchebag
Tits
Cocksucker
And the list goes on
Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
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Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.
Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell
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Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.
The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.