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The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate
Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.
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When you cry while masturbating.
That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.
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Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).
Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.
You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
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a kickass song from korn, the end, there is no other definition.
Listen to tearjerker or you will be forced to listen to Green Day.
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it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.
"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."
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Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.
Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"
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