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MOTHERFUCKING GOD. HE IS MY JESUS.
what is your religion ?
Me : BobRosstic
how ?
Me: Bob Ross is god
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Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
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To make something (extremely) hard look extremely easy.
Guy 1: Holy crap, he's making that kind of pwnage look like 1, 2, 3.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's really Bob Rossing that thing.
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The greatest person alive. no, i'm kiddin, but you gotta love bob ross.
Bob: ok. . . now, we're gonna paint some happy little trees up here in the corner. . . that's right. now, i want oyu all to remember, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. you can't make mistakes: your're sipmyy going to paint your dreams on canvas.
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The act of surprising someone with a painting and/or print that features at least one happy little tree.
You just got Bob Rossed.
I'm gonna Bob Ross Susan today. She seems down and probably needs a happy little tree painting.
I'm Bob Rossing so hard this week.
(1) A great man who painted "Happy Trees" and made the world believe anyone could paint. (2)Something that is made to look easy, but once attempted, is very difficult to do.
I tried this new cake recipe I found online and it was a total Bob Ross. It looked easy to make, but from the pile of goop in my oven, it's more complicated than I thought!
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Taking a mans limp dick and slapping it back and forth repeatedly at high speeds like Bob Ross cleaning his paint brush.
My boyfriends dick wouldn't get hard so I started Bob Rossing it...