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When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.
"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*
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A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.
That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.
Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
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The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.
Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket
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when your partner is in the act of firing the top of a wine cap up your anus while you are naked
oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
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When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.