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a dude with a mustache eating out a girl
bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner
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Female version of a blumpkin!
She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
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A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.
Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.
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The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
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Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.
guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner
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A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.