charger

A small cylindrical object that can be filled with money or drugs and inserted into the anus to conceal their whereabouts from the police/prison guards etc. As described in the classic French book ''Papillon''.

''I tried to smuggle that chocolate out of jail but the guards found my charger''

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chargered

Choking defeat after great, some would say outstanding, regular season success in any type of playoff/elimination situation ending in defeat just like the San Diego Chargers.

Basically, it's failing when you shouldn't because of your own buffoonery.

Nate Kaeding chargered the kick causing yet another early postseason defeat after dominating the regular season.

The Chargers organization chargered themselves for not firing Nate Kaeding after blowing 3 playoff games in his career. They will most certainly lose to the Oakland Raiders two times in a season.

Phillip River's ACL chargered on him, and paved the way to defeat by the New England Patriots.

Ryan Mathew's ankle chargered on him yet again resulting in the 12th high ankle sprain of the season.

Mike Tolbert's finger chargered on him.

Wade Phillips chargered the Cowboys organization.

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Charger

The production name of a car built from 1966+ that absolutely kills any other car in a race. eg. The Dukes of Hazzard.

Dude, I got my ass whipped by a Charger in my riced out (insert name of any car built from 1987+) last night.

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Charger

1. An item that thots constantly bitch about in high school. It is a very important accessory to any thot, almost as important as the number of likes they got on the slutty bathroom mirror selfie that they posted on Instagram last night.

2. An item that if brought to school, will instantly make the thots flock to you.

3. You know the Rule of Three? It means you can't live for longer than 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food, 3 months without shelter and 3 hours without a phone charger.

1. Thot: Oh. My. GOD! My phone is at like 2% and like I forgot my charger at home today! I'll literally give you $20 if you let me use yours!

2. Thot: Hey... *smiles flirtatiously* umm... can I borrow your charger pleeeaaassseee? I PROMISE to give it back at the end of class (Obvious lie).
Me: Stfu, get off your phone and do your schoolwork like everyone else.

3. 911 operator: 911, what is your issue?
Thot: OMG it's literally been 2 and a half hours since I charged my phone and if I don't get a charger in under half and hour then I am literally going to die! Help me!
911 operator: *Hangs up*

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Charger

If someone takes my charger, I will eat them alive.

Girl: Can I have a charger?
Boy: No way

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Charger

Early morning blow job to start your day.

I woke up with a case of the mondays so I asked my wife for a quick charger to lighten my mood.

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Charger

A zombie from Left 4 Dead 2 with a huge ass arm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that charges into other survivors and separates them from the group. The most common type of Charger is called the "Karma Charger" because he is most commonly attacking survivors that leave the group behind

A Charger huh? That must be the fella that masturbates all day long