This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet
Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"
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When Clay and Hayden feed each other dinner in bed at the end of a long day.
"Is that a Chicken Crisper or you just happy to see me."
I'm so ready for my chicken crispers with my boo later.
A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.
"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"
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What British people call potato chips.
Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!
Person 2: Really? No way!
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creepy whispering, creepy + whisper = crisper!
Yeah Bro he is totally crispering
The official name for the refrigeration drawer storage units used in a Morgue.
Yeah Aunt Millie has to spend some time in the people crisper before she is ready to rest.
The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".
"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"