Random
Source Code
Random
Yu: Baby, should I thoroughly chew one glove of garlic before our first kiss?
Jin: ......... (!!)
Jin: Who taught you do that?
Yu: Legend has it if you carry garlics and salt with you or eat garlic regularly, then bad spirits, evils, and demons will stay away from you....... Just want to share the taste of garlic with you too so that bad spirits won't come near you 🤣
Jin: .....
Yu: 🤣 I feel very funny at the moment.. let me go hide myself.
6👍 3👎
a "buzz word", like the phrase "your mom", used to relieve tension.
Created in a concrete apartment building in Lithuania by a Swede.
Hugo: Hey Kasey, guess what?
Kasey: What?
Hugo: Garlic.
Kasey: Ahh, you got me!
11👍 24👎
a street name for marijuana or weed, commonly used among college art students
garlic can spice up any situation making everything less bland, especially art class
"lemme check out your spice rack"
"hey man you got some garlic, im all out"
"dude, garlic would really spice this up nicely"
"im thinkin that the vampires are coming... give me some of that garlic"
"gaaalic" (someone already high might say it this way)
5👍 16👎
The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.
Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
226👍 14👎
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?
Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.
Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
104👍 8👎
When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.
The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.
Defined as the over indulgence in garlic riddled food the night before, leaving you with symptoms similar to that of a drink fuelled hangover.
Dude “Oh man, I got a real bad garlic hangover from last night!
Chick “I don’t understand…do you mean you had a heavy night on the liqor?”
Dude “No dude, we got take-out for dinner and I had one of those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers with a frickin’ egg on top…feels like I drank like 10 beers or something man, and it’s given me real bad G-M-B too.”