That Gift

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah, she broke up with me, but I got the last laugh! I gave her that gift!

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Gift

Poison in german,Im not making this shit up.

Don’t trust a german to get you a gift for your birthday.

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Gifted

An individual or a group in a school with certain intellectual abilities that make him/her special. This is an excellent thing to be.

I'm so glad I'm gifted

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GIFt

A .GIF file and/or link send to a friend as a pleasant surprise can also be known as a GIFt. A mashup of the words GIF and gift, respectively. EG:

1."Hey man, just found this! Have a GIFt on me!"

2."Jerry's so cheap - I spent £20 on him for Christmas and all he could get me was a crappy little GIFt"

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Gift

Cool, sick, tight, off the chain, etc. Irish slang

Your new whip is gift.

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The Gift

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

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No gifts

When a sidehoe wants to do stuff that will make you guys look official

She said "Tell me meet your parents this Christmas". I told her "HOE NO GIFTS"