lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

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Lemure

Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.

That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.

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Lemures

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

Lemur

One who leems

“John has been doing a lot of leeming lately, he must be a lemur.”

Lemur

closer than a bro

Yo bro, you're like a lemur to me.

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Lemur

the TRUE stars of the animation 'Madagascar'.Their king was just the ish!

the foosa terrorised the lemurs until 'the New York Giants' came to their rescue...unknowingly of course, in the movie 'Madagascar'.

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Lemuring

When one lays back and turns their face towards the sun to soak up all the rays! An act that lemurs do in groups on sunny days!

Its a little chilly out but we could still bundle up on the boat do some lemuring to tan our faces!

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