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Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.
The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.
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Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.
they are similar to ghosts or specters
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The lemur - the most awesome animal on the planet, found naturally only in Madagascar. The ringtailed lemur is the most widely known (like zaboomafoo, or however it's spelled), and looks like a bit of a cross between a cat/fox/raccoon.
Hey, let's go to the zoo and look at the lemurs!
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The coolest animal alive; can also be used repeativly to annoy someone. Also feels weird to say.
Dude, the other day; that one chick just couldn't shut up. She just kept saying "Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur" over and over
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only the greatest animal that ever existed
A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.
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While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.
Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."
A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.
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