Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

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murf

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka

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Murf

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

Murf?

Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?

Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?Murf?

Murf

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

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murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

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Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

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