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Hard core gamer, thinks he's a player, yet is a one-girl kind of guy. This guy is bad ass, and will fuck you up if you mess with him.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm going to kick that guy's ass.
Guy 2: Who? The cool kid with the Fedora?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Better not, that's Sebastian. You'll end up in the hospital on life support.
Another Guy 1:Where can I find Sebastian?
A different Guy 2: Tea-bagging you on XBLA.
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A cute and funny guy. Usually with dark hair. Usually nervous about things. He is scared to take things forward sometimes. He has a girlfriend or has a crush on someone.
Sebastian is so amazing.
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Sebastian's are generally funny people. They tend to laugh and joke but will be serious when you need them to be. They have big hearts. Sebastian's are the most amazing people you will ever meet! Knowing a sebastian will change your life!
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The type of guy that is so lazy and eats so much but still is not fat.
He is so lucky he is a Sebastian!
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He is the most loving caring man you will ever meet. He likes to party but would rather spend time with his girlfriend. He is one person you would not want to make mad. If you are his friend he will always be there for you. He has the eyes of an angle and a goddess of kissing he is the perfect lover and a really good friend.
you are a goddess Sebastian!
you are the most caring loving boyfriend in the whole world!!
Sebastian you have the eyes of an angle!
I would love to party with you Sebastian!
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Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark
Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve
Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.
Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian
Sebastian does not drink, he chugs
Sebastian does not walk, he charges
Sebastian's breath controls global warming
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adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.
Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.
Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?
Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
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