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The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.
Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
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A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.
A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl
Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
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The situation .. yours never changed
Never does ..
Despite what you write
Soon?
lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..
I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …
There were openings ..
But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening
I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …
XWifey mk2 vibes
No thanks …
Got used to cuddling up to myself …
And talking to myself …
At least I know where I stand then ..
Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Situation .. can’t do bs
Won’t do bs
Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
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Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
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(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.
2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.
2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
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A cute or attractive girl or guy
Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip
Thotimus prime, toxic friend and a back stabbing bitch
A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex