When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate
Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia
Spencer - I know she's a right mong
Harry - he's got no standards
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Synonym for bullshit.
Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.
I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.
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Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.
That honda civic is a standard transmission.
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Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.
E.g 1
"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"
- "Standards!"
E.g 2
"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"
- "Standards!"
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when people wear a blank t shirt, shorts, high socks, and classic vans.
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Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.
Bagels: standard.. STD..
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word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of 'cool'...only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.
anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.
pleb 1:check it.
pleb 2:standard, bruv
pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting
pleb 3:euiiiiiiihhhhh!!!
all three:STANDARD!!!HAHIHIHIAHAHAHIHIHII!!!!!!
etc...
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