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Oh my God, I was absolutely trebucheted last night I nearly died!
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A trebuchet is a medeival wooden sling used to kill people. it hurls rocks that could really hurt if it hit you.
Trebuchets are fun till you get hit!
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this retarded wooden piece of crap catapult built by schillywilly. youre supposed to be able to launch things with it, but when you try to shoot a brick it just comes crashing back down , causing the trebuchet to break into a million schmelly pieces. so then you need to burn it because its worthless.
'im going to launch my volvo with the trebuchet....WEEEEEEAARRRRRRGHHHHHH BOOM.'
'what? the trebuchet? oh its at eric's house. i'll call him to get it back.....hello, eric? can i have my trebuchet back? what! youre in pakistan?! ok, well i guess i'll get it when you get back in 6 weeks. bye'
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it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances
they used a trebuchet in "last castle" and "return of the king"
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When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?
- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.
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Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.
Brad: what did you do last night buddy?
Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the
Danish trebuchet before lights out.
Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?
Carl: yes.
Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.
Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.
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