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Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
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After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.
Who's ready for a Hot Turkey Dinner?
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when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.
hey do you want a good three-some move?
yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??
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A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers
I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan
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When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it.
Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I gave her a Romanian turkey dinner to eat.
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