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A phrase spoken by a girl who is definitely not going to sleep with you and will probably just use you for emotional comfort in between being played by fuckboys.
Her (every female ever): you're too good to me
You (a complete idiot): yeah but you're r worth it
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When someone, especially a woman, is too good for certain foods- especially average foods- and you just want to abruptly wake the bitch up from slumber and force feed said bitch dog food or spaghettios as criminal revenge
mossism
You never take me to "that" place
I'm too good for rice pudding!
What is this?
always orders out on your dollar- that biatch!
Lindt or Godiva honey! You know better!
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Too good for your own good is when you are to nice to the point where you care to much for others and forget to care for yourself
"shit man, your too good for your own good..."
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Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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a place to help kids
owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
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When something happens, and it's not really looking too good on it happening.
Preston: Bro, can I get some of your popcorn?
Hunter: ITS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD.
Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.
Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??