Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

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Too many FuckIts

The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.

Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?

5 hours earlier;

Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.

Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.

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too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.

example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"

play too many games

You act like you want something, but you're indecisive and don't really care about the feelings of other people.

Friend: "Girl what happened to Paul?"
Other Friend: "He play too many games. He wasn't ready for a relationship."

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too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

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Fingers in too many pies

When a Boy is flirting with far too many Girls and keeping all his options open.

Thomas : Iago’s snapping Emma? I thought he was all over Amy..
James : Yeah he is , he has his fingers in too many pies.

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Too many spongey puds

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

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