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When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
An emotional song about losing your boyfriend
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
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When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
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The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
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A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
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