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A cosplay group on DeviantArt that consists of Redustrial, Maxieyi, Remei-No-Shi & Isis0123
did you see the new touch my mafia cosplay video? its awesome!
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A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe
Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.
2. when one touches one's own private areas.
1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!
2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'
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A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.
Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.
Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!
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