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twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok September 27, 2007

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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: โ€œWhy is he such a douche?

Friend. โ€œI know that fucking twat waffle.โ€

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021


Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes December 20, 2016


Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

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twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

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twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003

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twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008

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