Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

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Uranus

A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.

Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!

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Uranus

1.seventh planet in our solar system.
2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.

Hey, I see Uranus

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Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

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Uranus

1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.

2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above

3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".

Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate!

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Uranus

A: A planet in our solar system
B: Ur ass hole (ur anus)

kid 1: Uranus is HUGE!!!!!!
Other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 2: Uranus orbits the sun!
Other kids: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid 3: Uranus is SUPER gassy!
other kids: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Uranus

Definitely the seventh planet from the sun ;)

-Bro Uranus is HUGE!
-Earth can fit into Uranus 63 times. 64 if you relax.
-The Hubble telescope just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus

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