Vajazzle

Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled"

--Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

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vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

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vajazzle

to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

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vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

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Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!

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vajazzle

Vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your vagina. It can sometimes hurt.

Samantha wanted to make her vagina look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.

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Vajazzle

1: Slang for vagina
2: To bedazzle the pubic area of a woman
3: A bedazzled pubic area of a woman

1: my baby came out of my vajazzle
2: I vajazzled myself
3: my vajazzle is really shiny