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The act of crashing your car on the highway while getting a fat blowjob and listening to Ed Sheeran
Yo dude I can’t believe he died warioing
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the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart.
Wario is as good of a character as Mario.
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The best character in the Super Mario franchise. Takes much longer to select in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
Youtuber: Look how much longer it takes to select Wario.
Waluigi's poor brother who doesn't get as much attention as Waluigi.
"Hey you guys know about Wario---"
"FUCK WARIO WALUIGI IS GOD"
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Wario is Mario's evil cousin and rival in "The Super Mario Bros" by Nintendo. He's italian and he and his brother Waluigi own a big cave full of rare and expensive minerals. He has got a big hat similar to Mario's, but it's yellow and it's got a "W" instead of Mario's "M"; he loves money and he also has HUGE NIPPLES.
- Hey, have you heard about Wario?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?