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As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself
Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.
When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
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An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.
“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
The act of blowing air into one's anus and punching one in the stomach causing a forceful fart.
I gave Jeff a whoopee cushion after he drank all those long island ice teas.
When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
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