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The man who did Lincoln extra dirty
John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty
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See Abraham Lincoln.
After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.
Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?
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After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.
Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.
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During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
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Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.
I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.
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While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth
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1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln
2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”