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A name for someone who despite being straight will flirt with anyone and anything.
Person 1: (sees a guy heavily flirting with another guy) Is he gay?
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.
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Wilton was the Ancient capital of The Kingdom of Wessex from the late 8th until the late 11th century, and gave its name to the County of Wiltshire
Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.
Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.
Wilton:
Wilton born citizens are Known as "Wiltonians"
A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners.
Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.
There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.
The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'
I have a big penis.
Normal Person: Hey why did you move to Wilton?
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.
Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*
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That one kid that plays every sport possible, makes friends without trying, and is popular for no reason whatsoever. He can be nice at times but is also extremely ignorant to other people and their feelings. Very loud and annoying but his best feature is how caring he can be in some situation. Is always a good ally in your toughest battle and can still be an over great bestfriend.
Person 1: Look at that kid over there yelling on the field
Person 2: Yeah, I think he's a Wilton
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Possibly the shittiest town in all of Southwest WI. Full of arogante pricks and stuck up snobs. Has a swimming pool and gas station that's about it .
Have you been to wilton today?
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Good things:
1. Best Education System in Fairfield County
Although people really forget about this fact, Wilton does have the best public schools in Fairfield County (see the CT Magazine ratings every year) and I'm sure thats the only reason why my parents continue to tolerate living here. While at Wilton I have had some excellent teachers; two of my teachers have a PhD in their respective fields.
2. Good Parties
As in any small town in fairfield county the parties are damn good.
3. Good sports
Yes, our sports teams are good too. Field Hockey and Girls soccer won States this year. Lax teams are perineal winners.
4. Some Genuine People
In order to live in Wilton, you must have money. Which means you must have a pretty good education right? (excluding stay at home moms) Within this group of people there are some very interesting people who dont just care about money. It is possible to survive in wilton as a non-business professional. You dont have to be bloody rich as in New Canaan or Darien, and I think that preserves some semblance of normalcy.
5. Short Drive to New York
Commuting to New York takes a little over an hour.
Very nice.
Bad Things
1. Superficiality
I dont know if people in Wilton are truly happy. Most pour all their money into their huge house renovations, expensive cars, country club memberships and 120 dollar haircuts and yet we have a huge rate of domestic violence incidents. Go figure. The only thing holding together half of the families in Wilton is the fact that the husband makes over 200,000 dollars a year.
2. Nothing to do
There isnt really anything to do here. Thats why everyone drinks and smokes. The teen center is a huge bust. Hey, but at least some kids got a resume booster out of it.
3. Open mindedness?
There are way too many conservative people in this town and the surrounding areas. I respect being conservative for religious reasons, but most people here love the padding that the tax cut gives them. There is definitely a huge stoner-chill out contingent within the highschool but most of these are not stoner-intellectuals, the majority are stoner-waste of lifes.
4. Pre-professional Pressure
There is tremendous pressure on the kids here to do really well in school, and get into an elite college. Most of the kids that are accepted to the elite schools are brilliant and self-motivated, proving that this pressure is unnecessary and ineffective.
On the whole, Wilton is suprisingly not as bad as New Canaan, Darien and Greenwich which epitomize Preppy-snobbyness and old money. But dont worry theres plenty of that here too.
Unlike the Darien Sport Shop, the Wilton Sport Shop sells clothing that you might consider working out in.
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1 a town of rich preppey snobs
2 a town of rebellious outcasts who hate wilton and stereotype wilton into a town of rich preppy snobs.
3 a town where rebellious "wilton-haters" are just as rich and snobby as all the preppy ones
4 a town where so many are fighting the system, that they are actually joining it and making it stronger.
5 a town where wilton lacrosse dominates FCIACS 2004 and every other year.
6 a town reknown for the consumption of alcohol and cannabis (see beat wilton... for more details about the consumption of alcohol).
7 a town filled with people you just hate to love.
Bitch about wilton all you want, bitch about the rich kids, bitch about the rebels, bitch about the jocks, the preps, and the princesses....its the same everywhere!!!
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