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The Wonder Woman is a true form of art. It takes time and skill to master it. It's when a guy jizzes on a girls boobs in the shape of a W (preferably while she is awake, but it can also be fun if she is asleep) and on the wet cum you sprinkle glitter or food crumbs. When you are finished there should be a clear W on your chick's rack. Eating or licking the art is optional. The creation will typically last 1-2 days. Always ask the lucky lady if she wants food or glitter, because some women find the glitter itchy. GOOD LUCK
Charlie: Sup Dee Dee how was your night?
Dee Dee: Amazing. My boyfriend ripped my shirt off and squirted me in the shape of a W. He took the glitter and sprinkled it all over my chest. For some additional zest he poured on some Old Bay.
Charlie: Dee Dee I am so jealous! You just got WONDER WOMANED!!!!
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A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.
She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.
Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*
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A woman who uses a whip to punish guys. She has all of the same powers of the super hero but she uses them on a man kinda like a donna matrix.
Be good and do what i say or im gonna have to get wonder woman on your ass!
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Is a, usual, beautiful girl, who is usually a VERY talented singer, casually referred to as Melanie and strip tease artist. She has a perfect body and is just the sexiest, most beautiful, most perfect creature (aside from very few other female names). She is destined to be with, with no exception of such things as free will, or choice, a man named Andrew forever. She has a cold nose like a kitten. And is a skilled guitar Player.
"Man Wonder Woman is so hot, I bet you hundreds of people would argue over her on facebook!"
"Foxes Mate for Love, Because They're In Love, Like Wonder Woman and Andrew"
"Hey! Did you see that cool Paranoid Android Wonder Woman just got! I think she called it Samson"
Andrew: The Wonder Woman girl is Wonderful, I'm going to ask her to merry me someday!
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A woman who is amazing in absolutely every way and is drop dead gorgeous.
"Amber Dykstra is such a wonderful woman"
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a type of fart torture
its when you stand in front of a door in a room and lock all the windows n fart and spin
like the move wonder woman does.
billy: locks the windows
chad:???
billy: *evil smile* *stands near the door*
chad:?
billy: *farts and starts to spin*
chad: ahhh Dx!
billy: *pulled a the wonder woman*
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A girl who whips guys before, during, or after sex.
Dude, i told my girlfriend to wonder woman me tonight during when we go at it.
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