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The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".
That 6-gram blunt got me woodchipped for hours
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The act of bending your girlfriend over in front of a woodchipper, with her head inside the opening, not all the way though, while having anal sex with her. Then have a fan blow her long hair in to the woodchipper, so it catches on to the gears and starts ripping her scalp off and the woodchipper blades slowly but surely start chipping away at the layers of her newly exposed skull bone.
Sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullfuck her so your dick keeps thrusting in to her brain.
boyfriend: wanna get woodchipped?!
girlfriend: fuck yeah!
*boyfriend performs the woodwchipped*
Boyfriend: HAHAHA! I'm fucking a bonehead.
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good looking, amazingly sexy, extremely hot, very attractive
Allie: "Have you seen that new guy?"
Jena: "Yeah he's so woodchips!!"
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v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.
"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"
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To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.
"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."
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An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.
A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Woodchip Kiss:
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.
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