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shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 22, 2014


flame wreath

An ability used by Shade of Aran in the game World of Warcraft. It prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. Blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes from snake trap or by a mage's water elemental etc. etc.

I will not move when flame wreath is cast or the raid blows up.

by L.G.H. May 11, 2007

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


wreath around

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.

C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.

by Winslow Homer the 4th August 17, 2011

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020


Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009


Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 27, 2021


silver wreath

A Silver wreath is a metaphor to represent a place where love can be found. The term is based on another metaphor used by Bright Eyes, the term yellow bird. The connection is drawn in the fact that wreaths are actually made up of sticks and such which birds use for their homes. The silver wreath is a representation of having your heart open and allowing your true love and you to build your home around it.

"She took a small silver wreath and pinned it onto me, she said this one will bring you love"

by Ryan Fin February 25, 2007

53πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž