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A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches
You could call him a real jordan wrigley
When someone is licking your asshole with gum in their mouth, and the gum slips out and gets caught in your ass hair. The person then rips or chews the gum out.
"My girlfriend was giving me a rim job but she was chewing gum. It slipped out of her mouth and then I told her to tear it out"
"She gave you a Wrigley rimjob!"
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The home of the Chicago Cubs, a.k.a. the greatest team to ever dawn a baseball uniform. It is Heaven II, located on the corners of Addison, Clark, Sheffiled and Waveland Avenues in Chicago, Illinois.
1. Hey, did you see the Cubs win the World Series?
2. Where at?
1. Wrigley Field.
2. Really? The same park that the Cubs swept the White Sox in?
1. That'd be the place!
Go Cubbies, World Series Champs '04!!!!
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The seat at an event you always seem to find yourself in. A seat where directly in front of you is either a pillar, or an obnoxiously fat or tall person. The obstruction is set in such a way that you cannot see what is going on. The worst part is something truly amazing happens, and you can't see.
It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
Tom: Did you see that point in the concert where those two naked chicks totally started making out on stage, and then the monopoly guy started throwing free money out into the crowd, and then Jimi Hendrix came back from the dead to rip one killer last riff...
Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...
Tom: You poor bastard.
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Valerie Wrigley is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet! She is a wonderful person. And she is also very strong she is a very sexy and hot person with awesome bone texture and a fine butt
Girl 1 :"OMG U ARE SO CARING AND LOVING!"
Girl 2:"so you are a Valerie Wrigley
For valitines day me and my best friend gave my girl a "double wrigley".
The home of the shittiest team in baseball, they have not won a World series trophy since 1908, the cubs fans themselves are tired of the teams performance to the extent that they are losing money on fans not attending, the stadium while interesting for the fact that it is old is showing its failures, it hardly has enough room for fans, has no plumbing except for the urinal droves, also its smack dab in the center of Boystown, so if your homophobic then dont go to the stadium. they need to tear the stadium down.
Cubs fan: hey dude you wanna go to wrigley field?
Soxs fan: that dumb! FUCK NO! lets go to Comiskey a stadium that wont kill you while your on the inside of it.
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