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The lead singer of Dementia says that is where she lives.
AKA Hell
AKA Beanerville *to u beans out there, Tara is 1/2 Mexican so she can say it..don't question it!*
So Tara where do you live?
Well I live in Hell..also known as Yuma, Arizona..or Beanerville.
Why do you call it that?
Well it is fuckin hot and we are getting invaded by Mexicans..they are taking over... BEAT THEM WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN!!! AND RUUUUN!!!!!
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1. A city in the middle of the dessert.
2. Can also be used as an answer to mean "well, what about you?" It's commonly said "well, Yuma isn't that far" Because of the similar pronounce to the word "you". Pronounced as You-ma. Mainly used as a counter when somebody is saying or criticizing something he lacks or has.
A: Dude, that bastard is so homosexual.
B: Dude, Yuma isn't that far.
A: damn, I'm not gay!
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A: Damn, that guy is so Geek... he likes Naruto!
B: Hey mate! What about Yuma?
A: yeah you are right, I like Naruto too.
B: Well... soy tu padre (I'm your father)
A: lol, you win
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a skank that thinks she is not skanky but she realy is.
dude, that chick aly is a yuma.
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The origins of the Yuma Yummy:
In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.
Enter the Yummies:
Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.
Why Yummies?
The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
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The rare combination of a "Yuma Yummy" with the added ability to reproduce with multiple partners delivering offspring who each have different fathers. Often referred to as the "Perfect Storm" species.
That Yuma Yeti pulled a "hat trick"...having three babies with three babies daddies.
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The sexiest, beastiest guy in the universe of mankind. It is said that he has a swag level of over 9000.
That Yuma Kim kid is so swagilicious.
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