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Hasselhoff, David
A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.
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A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"
Hasselhoff.
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Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)
I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.
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Hasselhoff, David.
The most envied man of the early 90's.
"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.
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verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")
Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.
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To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.
Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.
A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'
Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!
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