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Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.
Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
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A place where twelve year old can go to on Instagram to learn the benefits of drugs, sex, and shout notice me in the comments. Generally a metaphor for the whole of the Internet.
Dude, you're kid is such a square, he didn't want to get danked, so you better @satan him before it's too late.
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Who politicians serve.
Who politicians want YOU to serve.
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
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plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.
They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.
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the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.
boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j
bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.
did I mention he's edgy?
I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-
"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."
he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
Who dyslexic kids ask for Christmas presents.
I want a Tire Fruck and a Beddy Tear for Christmas, Satan!
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