Absquatulate

When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word

doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station

Absquatulate

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”