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Skin walkers but kubz scouts version
“I don’t like calling then skinwalkers but I like calling them ass eating cannibals”
Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.
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Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass
Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months
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Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.
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It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.
Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season
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The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries
Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month
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