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a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.
"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.
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(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.
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Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.
CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.
a male homosexual who joy fucking ass
mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.
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perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe
Scene: On a hot summer day
Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"
Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"
End scene
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to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate
look at that asspirate
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