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cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
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The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure
I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration
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The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.
asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.
my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out
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The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.
Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.
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The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...
I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...
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a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.
mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.
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