Basketball

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.

Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...

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basketball

an awesome sport

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basketball

Basketballing is a sexual act in which a male takes his testicles and forces them into the anus of their sexual partner. There are several variations: gay or straight, dribbling, slam dunking, etc. Very popular among those who enjoy kinky sex.

John: That bitch Jennifer has a sweet ass

Kyle: Yeah I would really like to shove my balls up that and give her a taste of 'the boys'

John: Totally. I would basketball her in a heartbeat.

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Basketball

Like George Carlin said: "One of the 3 real sports."

Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.

Tim: Hey Tom, Do you wanna play basketball?

Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!

Tim: Alright, Let's Play!

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basketball

A really competitive sport that might get out of hand sometimes.

I need to go to my basketball game.

basketballs

-Synonym for edibles.
-Originated from 2021 swagloretian liverpool trip

00maika: '@everyone u guys wanna do basketballs later?'
aigh00s, RohannyFanny, Maj, K2: 'yeah'
umlexa: *stays sober but comes on vc anyway*
mlsr: *already high*
azzote: *snoozing coz old*

Basketballed

The action of getting pelted in the face with a big heavy orange ball

Susie got basketballed and had to go to the infirmary .