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being a bernstein

When someone butts into your conversation when you tell them not to.

Goddamn, that guy is being a Bernstein, itโ€™s so annoying.

by Tony the toenail February 19, 2018


Bernstein Advantage

The situation in which a person's family is ugly. Named for the mongoloid tyrannosaurus family that appears in the TV commercials for the Sam Bernstein law firm in Detroit; the law firm uses "The Bernstein Advantage" as their tag line.

1. Damn, that girl is ugly. I can't even look her in the face.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.

by Big Swami January 25, 2015

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Bernstein Shufffle

Derogatory term, usually applied to a lonely man, but could also be used to refer to a . 1. A man who engages in anal sex.with many dirty men. 2. A Man who swallows after oral sex from an older mans piece.

Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own

by Ya Know who I am!!! August 28, 2010

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The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they donโ€™t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so Iโ€™m sorry I canโ€™t make it to the zoo or dinner.

by Bernsteinbearlove July 17, 2021

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Bernstein!

In honor of a former teacher. Never give up! One unique wordโ€ฆ..Bernstein.

Donโ€™t worry. Bernstein!

by Lizzeeee March 15, 2023


David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by July 9, 2023


Bernsteining

To steal ones catchphrases and use it in a wrong repetitive overused manner. Also being very unoriginal in so many ways.

Why are you stealing my idea?, you are Bernsteining. Here you go again overusing my catchphrases and being unoriginal, you are Bernsteining once again.

by 2egund0 May 1, 2020