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A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.
These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.
I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.
I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.
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A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.
"Get going, turd bird."
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A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird
Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.
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An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop
"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"
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it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)
oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.
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A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.
"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"
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When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
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