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A little known but very important body part.
Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.
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the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
he blorted as she gave him a blow job
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1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
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Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...
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A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.
OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!
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Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.
I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.
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verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.
noun: An adonis of a man.
The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.
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