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taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock
Me and Susie blumkinated last night.
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To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.
While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"
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the act of receiving head while taking a shit
Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."
Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."
Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."
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When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich
"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!
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getting a blojob as your taking a shit
my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin
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Not only is it getting head while taking a dump but you have to actually splash water on her (or his) chin while receiving the blowjob
After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.
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This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.
Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!
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