budget

n. Resource allocation plan, prescribed for specific duration; resource most commonly is money, but other resources such as food and even intangible resources like time can be allocated in a budget.

Yo 'sup! I've had a miserable time managing my money, 'cuz I been so muthafuckin' focused on keepin' up wid da bling! Werd.

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budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

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budget

A person's ass (usually a female's).

Hey girl, come here and let me check your budget.

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budget

a code word for marijuana when you'd rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

The logic is as follows...
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ''to budget'' or a noun ''budget''.

Stoner 1 - When we picking up that we-
Stoner 2 - BUDGET MAN! BUDGET! YOU GET BUD! REVERSE IT? WHAT DO YOU GET? BUDGET!!
Stoner 1 - woah, chill out dude, I was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother's...

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budget

a way to go broke methodicaly!

This years political budget!

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Budget

Budget: Your bosses reason to say no to any purchase you want or need to make.

Sorry we don’t have enough money in the budget to buy you the boat you requisitioned. However we are going to reforecast so that you can purchase a rubber boat. Oh boy, safe sailing.

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budget

Something that tells you just how broke you really are

I can't even buy Ramen noodle on my baby daddy budget.

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