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something that the Corleone family had a lot of.
Senator Pat Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?
Willi Cici: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.
-The Godfather 2
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A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.
If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.
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The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
Holy shit dude, I just dumped the buffer!
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A word used on the TV series "The Riches" used to describe non-travelers. Buffer is a corruption of the word buffoon which in turn may originate from the old Italian "buffare", meaning to puff out one's cheeks.
I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.
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To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen
"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"
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1) One that buffs, especially a piece of soft leather or cloth used to shine or polish.
2) A buffing wheel.
3) Something that lessens or absorbs the shock of an impact.
4) One that protects by intercepting or moderating adverse pressures or influences
5) Something that separates potentially antagonistic entities, as an area between two rival powers that serves to lessen the danger of conflict.
6) A substance that minimizes change in the acidity of a solution when an acid or base is added to the solution.
7) A device or area used to store data temporarily.
8) To act as a buffer for or between.
9) To treat (a solution) with a buffer.
10) To hold or collect (data) in a buffer.
11) One who boost stats in RPGs
“A sense of humor . . . may have served as a buffer against the . . . shocks of disappointment” (James Russell Lowell)
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Those who live in the suburbs with unsophisticated tastes and enjoys common pop-culture. Popular term in the Pacific Northwest, North East and British Isles.
"That guy watches American Idle, he's way buffer.", "He's a buffer from Beaverton.", "Arena Rock is so buffer".
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